one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

bbcatemysoul:

there are exactly two acceptable endings for sherlock holmes and john watson:

  • they die together at the exact same moment, holding hands, when they are like 100 years old
  • they are immortal

unsolve:

who wore it better

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posted 14 hours ago via notmydate · © thistie with 263 notes

thistie:

What’s Your Number (2011)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

1nd2rd3st:

if someone sends you anon hate, copy/paste their message into your own inbox on anon except add a really stupid typo that you can make fun of in your reply. your hater will think they fucked up and be too embarrassed to ever send you hate again.

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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thewicked-eternity